I am Bam Bofu.  You may not be familiar with the name, you probably aren’t. Normal people are called things like Charles or Frieda.  I grew up, as I think I have previously mentioned, drawing animals out of encyclopaedias on the back of old rolls of wallpaper.

A few decades later and I have graduated to a Wacom, Ipad and paper produced for artistic rather than decorative purposes.  The irony does not escape me that I now decorate paper for a living and to soothe this painful state of affairs I spend a fair bit of my time walking two hyper active Labradors and staring at a yellow and black uromastyx. We are all satisfied with this arrangement.

I love funny stuff, stupid puns and Christmas cracker jokes that would make your nan cringe. Some day, I would love to be a children’s book illustrator. In the meantime, I will continue to assault the internet with my dry humour, even if a lot of people tell me to go away.